The next person who ask me to be their "videographer", I'm gonna say yes. And then:
A.) I'm not bringing any lights.
B.) I'm bringing ONE lens.
C.) I'm not getting any coverage.
D.) I'm not gonna explain what "coverage" is.
E.) I'm not going to care about continuity. At all.
F.) The camera will not be "comin' off the sticks".
G.) I will give you the footage at the end of the day.
H.) "G" means I will not be editing the footage.
I.) Will say "If that's what you want." but I won't give you any suggestions on how to make it better.
...AND...
J.) If credits are given, I will go by the name "Allotta Grey".

Carry on.

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