• Hanging out with Prince for his Birthday...Wanna Call Kerry Washington...SCANDALOUS!! @KerryWashington #Prince #Scandal #KerryWashington

    Prince: I wanna be yo' lover...

    TDV: Ok. Hell, let's go crazy! I mean, for real, if I was yo' girlfriend, it would be the Greeeeeaaaatest romance that's ever been sold! But hold up...wait a minute...

    Prince: Yes, you sexy mf?

    TDV: I need to call up Kerry Washington.

    Prince: You need another lover...like you need a hole in your head...

    TDV: No...wait...stay with me, Kid. She does a MEAN Darlin' Nikki...

    Prince: Scandalous!

    TDV: And then she changes outfits and does her Lady Cab Driver bit...and I'm like "child please...ain't 
    BUT 23 positions in a one night stand" so then we...*guitar riff*...kiss.

    Prince: Cream.

    TDV: I know right?!

    Prince: But baby, I'm a star! I'm the interNATIONAL lover...can take you around the world in one day AND under a cherry moon...

    TDV: Ok Prince...ummm...I adore you but I don't even know what that means...

    Prince: It's ok, I don't either really...

    TDV: ...or why it was in black and white...

    Prince: ...right...

    TDV: Or Graffiti Bridge...

    Prince: ...yeah...

    Both sit and ponder in silence

    TDV: Welp...time to call Kerry now.

    Prince: Insatiable.

    TDV: Yes, LoveSexy, but you're gonna love it 2 the 9's...all night...chaos and disorder, diamonds and pearls...gonna be straight up Erotic City up in this piece!

    Prince: Ohhh...wait...

    TDV: What? What happened?

    Prince: Call my name...

    TDV: :-|

    Prince: Call it! Call my name...

    TDV: Prince?

    Prince: Yes, my name is Prince.

    TDV: (smiles): Yes...yes. Your name is Prince...and nothing compares...nothing compares to you. Happy Birthday.

    Prince: Thank you.

    Silence again...ponder some more.

    TDV: Can I...?

    Prince: ...yeah, gon' and call Kerry now.





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